Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Eschatology musing and a really great prophecy conference.

I have been reading lately Jesus’ discourse as He leaves the temple for the last time.  It was Jesus’ prophecy conference.  The audience was very exclusive; His insights and explanation being given to a very select few.   Jesus’ teachings are fascinating, powerful and convicting.  But they lack one thing that most prophesy conferences have and indeed have in abundance.  Talk about dates and times. In fact, in all the “prophecy conferences” Jesus held He had one consistent theme: “You will never know when.”

Do not attempt to determine when the Lord Jesus will return.  That is a wasted effort.   It will sell books and maybe even get you a radio/TV show or ministry.   (One televangelist who has made this his focus has a reported network of 2.5 million dollars and lives in a home valued on the upside of $400,000.  Not a bad gig if you can get it.)  One of the really great things about a prophecy conference, book, or program is that when you are wrong you can always right a new book to explain how a new insight makes your next set of predictions right on target and worth the money.

The following statements are not the result of scientific research and exhaustive data.  They are not meant to be universally applicable.  They are, however, the observation I have had in my ministry.

Observation #1 Prophecy aficionados can’t focus on anything else. 
Knowing when, or at least knowing the latest prediction of the Eschatological Super Stars, is more important than any other part of the Christian life.  Minutiae is the name of the game, some vague and little know fact is the secret key to great esoteric knowledge.  Their lives as disciples may be a sham and a shame but they could tell you that the inflation of the price of goats’ milk in the Himalayas was a sign of the soon coming END. 

Observation #2 Prophecy aficionados are all but useless.
Asking a prophecy aficionado to serve in the local church is like asking a wine snob to do manual labor in a vineyard.  Will prophecy aficionados volunteer in the ministry of the church?  Rarely.  Will they invite their friends to come to church? They will only invite other prophecy aficionados and only if you are hosting a prophecy conference.  Will they go on a short-term mission trip or help with summer youth camp?  No, they are using their vacation time to attend a prophecy conference, which happens to be at a 4-star resort.  Will they teach a Bible class?  Yes, but only if they can teach Revelation and prophecy, over and over again.

Observation #3 Prophecy aficionados do more harm than good.
Can prophecy aficionados make disciples of their friends? They don’t have friends.  Their dogmatism and their dire warnings about the rapture have alienated everyone in their lives except other prophecy aficionados.  Their shrill warnings about end times may have a short-term, evangelistic intent, but when they are wrong often the new believer will lose confidence and see Christianity as a scam.  I recommend reading the Amazon Reviews for “88 reasons Why The Rapture Will Be in 1988”. https://www.amazon.com/reasons-Why-Rapture-Will-1988/dp/B00073BM8O

But rather than spend all of my time cursing the darkness allow me to light a candle.  The following is a really great prophecy conference.  But it will not cover the issues that you might expect. 

Charlie’s Great Eschatology Conference

Part #1 Do not focus on the signs of when the Lord Jesus will come again.  It is a waste of time because you ain’t that smart.

Part #2 Focus on the signs of where Jesus can come into our lives, circumstances and situations as Lord and Savior.  Then live under His Lordship as if everyday is the day of His return.

Thank you.

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